realnaegi:

actual and 100% True Facts about makoto naegi 

• he’s 19 and still gets handed the kids’ menu and it pisses him off lmao
• end of 7th grade year was when he got his ahoge
• he begged his mom to buy a hat please give me a hat 
• he got a hat and the first day the teacher made him take it off and everyone laughed and thats the day makoto naegi Died
• to hide it he got that stupid hoodie and has kept it pretty much ever since
• he took a stray cat home in the 8th grade and hid it with the help of komaru for an entire week
• he’s pretty decent at math ?? like pretty good. one of the few subjects he’s actually pretty great at it
• he tried to do a handstand and broke his wrist
• his cast was bright pink with flowers on it and komaru made fun of him for it lol
• hes tried skateboarding . tried to be a skater with his friends and got chased down the street by a cop for looking suspicious
• got called a noob while playing Halo 
• he didnt know what a noob was